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[19 Jul 2004|07:02pm] |
Ashlee Simpson can not sing. She is not cute. She is not smart. She is not punk rock, despite what her tee shirt may lead you to believe.
She is a moron.
I hate seeing commercials for her show or mints or her shitty ass CD. I hate her music video. I hate The Leak. I hate reading my own friends page now that it has been bombarded with Ashlee Simpson jibber jabber. It is a sad, sad day. Good luck winning your Ashlee tickets!!!
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[18 Jul 2004|12:46am] |
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I can't stop looking forward to the return of my sewing machine and August and Unicorns and a new dress or two. Obviously this means I can't get to sleep. Goodnight anyway.
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[11 Jul 2004|11:46am] |
Today is my sister's twentieth birthday. My mom has arranged for her to be out of her house from 1:00 to 4:00 so that we can invade and pretend to be Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I glued an orange bow and some Jap magazine cut-outs onto blue construction paper and signed "Love your sister", as well as bought a portable ashtray fron Chinatown in San Fran and made promises to sew custom tee shirts within the next two weeks. HAPPY birthday?!
I am currently watching Real World reruns, missing my boyfriend like crazy, and craving an iced latte. How about you?
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[07 Jul 2004|06:10pm] |
I think it would bore most of you to read all about the last week for me, so if you want to know about all the totally awesome shit I just did you can ask me and I will totally tell you!
( here are lots of pictures! )
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[06 Jul 2004|08:53pm] |
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Hi! I'm back in Tucson, Arizona and I am ready to party my little guts out. Expect stories, photos and a phone call very soon!
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[28 Jun 2004|04:15pm] |
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I've got a license to lounge and belly full o' joe. There are finally more pluses than minuses!
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[24 Jun 2004|09:08pm] |
For the first time in my life, I would like to thank baby jesus for giving me such small breasts; without which I would never be able to wear such disgustingly tight tee shirts.
If anybody is in need of some shoes/purses/skirts/shirts/swimsuits, I am the woman to see.
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[22 Jun 2004|02:53pm] |
In case you all are wondering, things are going well.
I have spent the past week or so falling in love with Para Para Paradise and all things ganguro, having very sweet alone time with my boyfriend, sewing a million shirts that all look exactly the same, and getting excited for next week's road trip. I'm totally broke but I'd still like to have lunch with just about all of you. I'm thinking a picnic of sorts is in order? I'll bring the cucumber salad and rainbow cherries!
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[15 Jun 2004|10:59pm] |
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What the fuck! I hate Good Charlotte.
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[15 Jun 2004|12:24am] |
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I'm so confused all of the time!
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[11 Jun 2004|12:59pm] |
Dear Livejournal,
Last night I slept on Cara's bedroom floor. This morning on her way out she stepped on my shoulder. Then she passed her driver's test and now Cara Lauren Richardson is loose on the road! Today we are going to see Saved. I am excited to see it, also to eat popcorn and drink cherry coke. I finally fixed my only orange tee shirt, and now I can go trick or treating. This morning my mom fired our maid, then hid in my room with me and watched Comedy Central Presents. I have a very big crush on Anthony Anzalone and in two days we will have been dating for seven months; my longest relationship yet! I still like my haircut. I miss the Tower of Terror. Tomorrow I am having a slumber party with Megan.
For the most part, life just keeps on exciting me.
Hugs and kisses,
Laurel Marie Burton
P.S. Will someone else please read Memoirs of a Geisha and/or see Waking Life with me soon? I'm itching for conversation!
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In a dream last night, my mom accused me of writing "DYKE" in orange or brown crayon above my bedroom door. Shocked and/or appalled, I yelled that "of course I wouldn't write something like that, especially on my own wall!"
I really did write it though, guys.
Also, I finally got my new shoes. I am red from the sun again. I wonder where Cara Megan Elise and Cinda are. And I would very much like three unicorn paintings from girlyhandwriting.com, if you wouldn't mind buying them.
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[25 May 2004|11:28am] |
Today I got up at 7 and went to my very first yoga class. A lot of it was really hard for my sad little body and I got super tired and hot. Classes every other day for the rest of my life?! Maybeeee.
Right now I'm watching a big fat lizard do push-ups.
Mariko and Trevor are cleaning the windows today while Venus and I bask in air-conditioned luxury and sip blueberry green tea. I want to go swimming and I wish some buddies would come on over so we could splash each other and have true summer fun. Oh please!
Mexico in two days! See ya next week guys.
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[19 May 2004|08:13am] |
Last day of Junior year!
My only final today is Art and ten minutes is an actual test and the rest of the time we are cleaning the room. If you don't clean, you fail the final. I'm sure this will be a blast considering I'm sick once again!
Last night I was dreaming that I was hocking up loogies and I woke up spitting into my hand. Disgusting, no?
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